~~~ There were 3 men then they saw a genie sitting by the cliff the Genie says " i will grant u each 1 wish, all u have to do is say what u wan n jump of the cliff" the 1st man jumped off and shouted "Money!" n he lands on a big pool of money the 2nd man jump off and shouted "Women!" n he lands among millions of women So the 3rd man who is pretty excited now, got to the edge of the cliff, Slipped n Yelled "SHIT!"
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2 bro shared a double decker bed. E older bro, who slept on the upper level, was 18 and his younger brother, 12, slept on the bottom level. So 1 day, e older bro wanted to bring his gf home 4 some naughty fun. When he went home, he didnt wan 2 wake his bro up frm his slp. so he told his girlfriend: "if you want it harder, say Lettuce and if you want to change position, say Tomato" his gf agreed and they started having naughty fun. his gf kept saying "lettuce! tomato! tomato! lettuce! tomato!" n eventually woke his younger brother up. when his brother woke up, he said "will you 2 stop making sandwiches? u r getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
@ 2:06 pm
MYSELF...
Tommy Chang
10 Jan 88 (20)
Temasek Poly
tommys-@hotmail.com
